Here Are The Headlines:
* Good Morning! Republic Day greetings to all.
* The first T 20 match between Australia and India to be played in Adelaide today.
* In the Australian open Agniszka Radwanska of Poland Storms into the semifinals defeating C Suarez Navarro of Spain.
Live Now! #RepublicDay parade from Rajpath!
©For the first time in history 76 member French Army contingent to msarch at the Republic Day Parade.
Honouring our martyrs!
Amar Jawan Jyoti – Flame of the Immortal Soldier !
TIT-Bits bt-Aparna Jeevandas
Laugh at this :
An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
Indian : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Indian: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Indian: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Indian : “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all ”
Indian : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100”
Indian : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”
You can’t beat Indians!! 😂😂😂😂
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