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* Australia win toss and elect to bat first against India in the third and final Twenty20 Men’s cricket match in Sydney 103-3

* Second seed Andy Murray to take on World number one Tennis star Novak Djokovic in the summit clash of Australian Open.
* Prime Minister says, Start Up India not limited to initiatives in the IT sector alone but to give countless other opportunities to young people.

* PM Modi, in his “Mann Ki Baat” programme on AIR, asks for peoples participation to promote recently launched crop insurance scheme Pradhan Mantri Fasal Bima Yojana; Says, Khadi likely to generate 18 lakh man days of employment.

* Sri Lankan Navy arrests Nine Indian fishermen for allegedly violating international maritime boundary.

* Turkey accuses Russia of fresh airspace violation; Warns it of consequences if infringments continue.
* Novak Djokovic to take on Andy Murray in title clash of Australian Open Men’s Singles.
* India to play Australia in third and final Twenty20 ‪#‎cricket‬ in Sydney today.
* PDP core group to meet in Srinagar today to discuss government formation in Jammu and Kashmir.
* CBI conducts searches at seven places in Bhopal in connection with Vyapam scam.
* Centre to implement programme to make 1600 villages along Ganga filth free by October.
* Prime Minister Narendra Modi to share his thoughts in Mann Ki Baat programme of All India Radio at 11 this morning.

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A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after geting her driving licence..
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Status: “Hush…finally got my @#$%&*% licence”.
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1000000 likes 😝😝😝😝
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She is still wondering why people are so happy for her driving licence. 😋😋

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INDIATV3 THE HEADLINES

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• In the Australian Open; Indo-Swiss pair of Sania Mirza and Martina Hingis to play in the women’s doubles final today.
• India will meet Australia in the second T-20 match at Melbourne today.
• President Pranab Mukherjee seeks additional information on Gujarat anti-terror Bill.
• BJP projects Union Minister Sarbananda Sonowal as its Chief Ministerial candidate for upcoming Assam assembly polls.
• Kerala Chief Minister says will face the allegations legally in Solar scam probe; to move private appeal in High Court.
• Beating Retreat ceremony to be held this evening at Vijay Chowk in the National capital.
• World Health Organization predicts three to four million people infected with Zika virus in American continent this year.

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Pair of Sania-Dodig enter the semi final of mixed doubles

Tributes to the Great freedom fighter & social reformer “Sher-E-Punjab” ‪ Lalla Lajpat Rai on his Birth Anniversary today.

‪Uttarpradesh: the 12-day long‪ Lucknow Mahotsav begins with a performance by Sarod maestro Ustan Amjad Ali Khan and his sons Aman Ali Khan and Ayan Ali Khan.

*British woman becomes first person in the world to have a pancreas transplant because of a severe needle phobia.

‪The Supreme court ecalls its earlier order appointing Justice Virendra Singh as Uttar Pradesh Lokayukta.

Madhya Pradesh CM ‪ Shivraj Sing Chau han dinrects officials to impose ban on polythene in entire state from January 2017.

* A Vigilance court orders FIR against Kerala Chief Minister ‪ Oommen Cjandi in the Solar scam case.

 

Tit-Bits By-Aparna jeevandas

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; Let’s hear the good news first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. And I think she could be right.”

Paul replied enthusiastically, “Well done!  My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!  You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you & your secretary.”

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* Australian Open Tennis tournament, Andy Murray defeats David Ferrer to enter the semifinals
* Cabinet approves raising of 17 more India reserve battalions for Jammu and Kashmir and Left Wing Extremism affected states.
* Supreme Court to hear plea against imposition of President’s rule in Arunachal Pradesh.
* In Tamil Nadu, strike by fishermen demanding return of captured boats by Sri Lanka continues.

Earlier

* India regain top spot in Test Cricket ranking after four years.
* Supreme Court to hear plea against imposition of President’s rule in Arunachal Pradesh.
* In Tamilnadu, fishermen in six district go on strike demanding return of captured boats by Sri Lanka.
* Cold wave continues to sweep North India.
* In Pakistan, schools in Punajab province closed down following terror alert

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Municipal Corporation of Delhi workers protest outside Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal’s residence; go on a 3-day strike over non-payment of salaries.

White LED lights at Mumbai’s Marine Drive replaced with 250 yellow LED lights, 400 more to be installed.

‘Doomsday’ clock remains at three minutes to midnight

Nuclear threats and climate change pose strong threats to the planet and a symbolic “doomsday” clock will stay at three minutes to midnight, says Atomic Scientists of the Bulletin.

“India is doing great”

Republican presidential front runner Donald Trump has commented on India for the first time after he entered the presidential race, saying that the country is doing great and no one is talking about it.

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* Good Morning! Republic Day greetings to all.

* The first T 20 match between Australia and India to be played in Adelaide today.

* In the Australian open Agniszka Radwanska of Poland Storms into the semifinals defeating C Suarez Navarro of Spain.

Live Now! ‪#‎RepublicDay‬ parade from Rajpath!

©For the first time in history 76 member French Army contingent to msarch at the Republic Day Parade.

Honouring our martyrs!
Amar Jawan Jyoti – Flame of the Immortal Soldier !
Jai Hind!

TIT-Bits bt-Aparna Jeevandas

Laugh at this :

An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”

Indian : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”

Indian: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Indian: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Indian : “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all ”

Indian : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”

Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100”

Indian : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”

You can’t beat Indians!! 😂😂😂😂

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President Pranab Mukherjee will address the nation today on the eve of the 67th Republic Day.
Govt launches online payment facility for refilling LPG cylinders; plans to add 10 crore new connections till 2018.
* Retrospective taxation is a thing of the past and this chapter will never be opened again in India: PM Narendra Modi.
* Union Cabinet recommends President Rule in Arunachal Pradesh.
* India has given fresh leads relating to Pathankot terror attack case: Pakistan PM Nawaz Sharif
TIT -Bits -by Aparna Jeevandas

A builder got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously “Tumne mujhe dhoka diya!!”

The astounded but smart bride asks “Kaise.?.?
How have l cheated you?”

The builder shouts “Your upper body parts are so small…l definitely remember noticing their size when l met you at the engagement….they appeared to be much bigger.”

The hi-tech bride replies “Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the Super Built up area… & what you’ve got now is the actual Carpet Area…!” 😝-by Aparna

Indiatv3The Headlines

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• India take on Australia in their final Cricket ODI at Sydney today.
• PV Sindhu and Kidambi Srikanth enter semi-finals of Singles events at Malaysia Masters Grand Prix Gold badminton tournament
• Prime Minister Narendra Modi calls for putting in place conditions for rapid socio-economic development to achieve a peaceful and prosperous world.
• Hyderabad University announces an ex-gratia of eight lakh rupees to bereaved family of Rohith Vemula.
• Nation pays tribute to Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose on his 119th birth anniversary today; Prime Minister to release digital copies of 100 files relating to Netaji.
• Maharashtra Government moves Supreme Court challenging Bombay High Court’s verdict acquitting Salman Khan in hit-and-run case.
• Emergency declared in five States of US as huge blizzard hit east coast.

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Tit -Bits-By Aparna jeevandas

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin” him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can’t explain!

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Indian shuttler’s campaign ends in Germany.

U Mumba Crush Bengal in pro Kabaddi League

Corporate Golf has entered the luxury stage in India.

Jitu Rai wins a gold in the 50 metres World Cup rifle shooting in Bangkok.

FC Goa handed 50Lakh rupees fine.

Govt denies visas to US religious panel

Arun Jaitley likely to restore some tax benefits on EPF

Supreme Court to rule on call drops on March 10th

Skies to remain cloudy for 2 days

HSC accountancy paper leaked on mobile app 45 minutes before exam

4 nuns killed in Yemen attack

Manoj Kumar wins Phalke award

High Court issues notice on Mallya arrest

Artificially inflated prices of eggs drop

HC asks UP to submit details on steps to stop cheating in board exams

Govt,RBI working to resolve banks bad loan problem

Ind moves WTOagainst US on visa issue

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• In Australian Open: Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova to play their third round matches today.
• Prime Minister Narendra Modi to visit Varanasi today to flag off a new luxury express train between Varanasi and New Delhi.
• India expresses deep concern over the death of three persons in police firing in Nepal’s Terai region.
• Plan to complete fencing of Border with Bangladesh finalised, says Home Minister.
• Beti Bachao Beti Padhao scheme to be extended to 61 more districts to improve child sex ratio.
• US to sell bombs and missiles to Iraq for F-16 jets to fight ISIS.

Tit-Bits by Aparna Jeevandas

Can it get punnier than this?

Timmy : I’m Hungary,.
Mum : Why don’t you Czech the fridge.
Timmy : Ok, I’m Russian to the kitchen.
Mum : Hmm…maybe you’ll find some Turkey.
Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck !
Mum : There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy : I know, I guess I’ll just have a can of Chile.
Mum : Denmark your name on the can.
Timmy : Kenya do it for me?
Mum : Ok , I’m Ghana do it.
Timmy : Thanks, i’m so tired Iran for an hour today.
Mum : It Tokyo long enough.
Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !
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Celebrated Indian classical dancer Mrinalini Sarabhai passes away at 97 in Ahmedabad.

Karnataka Chief Minister Siddaramaiah has made sure that his wife Parvathy is ready for the monsoons.

Reportedly, the CM has bought an orange ‘water proof’ saree for his wife, costing a whopping ₹1.08 lakh. The CM even poured a litre of water on it to make sure.

Bomb Disposal Squad reaches Netaji metro station in Kolkata after a suspicious bag found in a parked car.

12 ordinary Indians honoured for their extraordinary achievements. Celebrate the real action heroes.

Amitabh Bachchan and Priyanka Chopra to be appointed as ambassadors of Incredible India campaign, say sources.

French Consulate in Bengaluru receive threat letter warning against French President François Hollande’s visit to India.

Sri Lankan Navy has handed over 102 Tamil fishermen released from Lankan jail to Indian Coast Guard today .They will be brought to Mandapam Coast Guard station and Karaikal private port by evening.The Tamil fishermen were released by Sri Lankan courts as a goodwill gesture.

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10 professors belonging to SC/ST community who are holding administrative posts in the Hyderabad Central University have put in their papers.

They took the step in protest against Union HRD Minister Smrithi Irani’s statement that the action against students was taken by the executive committee.

In a statement, they said they said there is no Dalit on the sub-committee of the executive committee of the university. They said it is contrary to the statements issued by the Mi…

National Investigation Agency (NIA) is carrying out raids at six locations in Punjab in connection with the abduction of former Gurdaspur Superintendent of Police Salwinder Singh.

NIA teams are searching four locations in Gurdaspur and two locations in Amritsar.

These locations are associated with Salwinder Singh and his two companion in the car on December 31st night. Mr Singh, has already been questioned by NIA teams.

Uttar Pradesh: Blanket ban on polythene bags will come into effect today.

India has emerged as one of the five most promising markets for businesses globally.

This was disclosed in an annual global CEO survey by consultancy giant PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) released at World Economic Forum meeting in Davos yesterday.

It said India, which has continued to do well under Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s pro-business government, is now among CEOs’ five most promising overseas markets.

The survey covered 1,409 CEOs spread across 83 countries.

The Centre has issued closure orders to 150 grossly polluting industrial units for not installing Online Continuous Effluent Monitoring System (OCEMS) along River Ganga.

Addressing a press conference in New Delhi yesterday, Environment Minister Prakash Javadekar said, of the 764 polluting industries, 514 have already installed the monitoring system while 94 are in the process.

He said, the industrial pollution has significantly come down in the river due to the installation of the monitoring system.

Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI) has slammed  Facebook for its ‪#‎FreeBasics‬ platform, as a crudely majoritarian and orchestrated opinion poll.

In a letter written to facebook, the Telecom Authority said the campaign by Facebook to defend its free Internet platform Free Basics in India is wholly misplaced.

The regulator said Facebook is misleading its users with its Save Free Basics campaign and the responses sent by it were not relevant to the questions pose…

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